Our old seat cover in the water closet had this nice inspirational message on the lid (see above). However, once the lid was lifted; the seat was less than inspiring. After a few years of cleaning with chemicals and plain ol' wear and tear, it had developed peeling paint and unsightly blisters.
My idea was a that a new toilet seat would be a wonderful Mother's Day gift. It would be practical and it would get plenty of use. So, I cheerfully announced that the family's honored mother would get to go with me to pick out a brand new water closet cover and seat. "Wow! I just don't know what to say", she says with moistening eyes. So I seductively said, get your shopping shoes on honey and let's go to Lowe's.
May some all ready guessed, and maybe some were shocked to find out; but deep inside I am a romantic. But I am out of the water closet now.
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| She was flushed with excitement when I revealed her Mother's Day gift |
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